Nick Rhodes, Duran Duran’s synth player and legendary sparkly fashionista, could read anything in the entire world to me and I would listen with rapt attention. I’m pretty sure he has the most soothing and silky voice known to man.
Things I would like Nick Rhodes to read to me:
- The phone book
- VCR instructions from 1987
- A Chinese restaurant take-out menu
- 50 Shades of Gray
- Duran Duran’s old Playgirl Magazine interview from 1995
- My last rites
- The lyrics to “Back that Ass Up” by Juvenile
- A section from Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales
Faintly Amused 